Meet the Obsidian Tombstone, a bold and humorous piece crafted from natural obsidian, designed to bring a touch of wit and personality to your space. Engraved with the playful phrase “HERE LIES MY LAST FUCK,” this tombstone serves as a cheeky reminder to let go of unnecessary worries and embrace the lighter side of life.
 
Obsidian, known for its protective and grounding properties, enhances the stone's energy, shielding you from negative influences and promoting emotional healing. The combination of humor and the grounding energy of obsidian makes this piece a unique and empowering addition to any environment.
 
Metaphysical properties:
Protects against negative energy and psychic attacks
Grounds and stabilizes energy, promoting emotional healing
Supports clarity in decision-making and letting go of burdens
Provides strength and protection during times of personal growth
 
This piece supports:
Releasing emotional baggage and embracing a carefree attitude
Creating a space of protection and humor in your home or office
Encouraging emotional healing and letting go of negativity
Reminding yourself to stay grounded and focused, while not sweating the small stuff
 
Ways to use:
Place in your office, desk, or living room as a conversation starter and a grounding reminder
Keep on your altar or personal space to protect your energy and lighten the mood
Hold during meditation to release negative emotions and promote personal healing
Set an intention like: “I release all negativity and embrace peace and humor”
 
Zodiac signs it's good for:
Capricorn • Scorpio • Leo
 
Note:
Each Obsidian Tombstone is unique, with natural inclusions and characteristics that make each piece one-of-a-kind. This playful yet powerful piece is perfect for those who enjoy combining humor with spiritual protection and emotional grounding.
 
A perfect blend of light-heartedness and strength, the Obsidian Tombstone adds both charm and protection to any collection.